Pretty much covers all the bases.

Really beautiful work.

Perhaps your heart would feel better if you smoked that meth?

(Please don’t.)

I agree. My only point is pizza doesn’t have to = obesity*.

*with one or several life-altering tweaks alongside

My secret to finally losing weight? Eat MORE pizza. The secret is that you have to make the crust from cheese. And…you know…follow a keto diet otherwise. But you can eat cheese-crust pizza every meal and shed weight!