All hail the Tiny pizza!

I’ve just noticed your username. Haha.

You and I should be pizza friends. I will cook amazing pizza. Lol.

I can do crispy crust, it’s not too hard. But I do also love a deep dish. Lol.

They’re useful idiots if they give me their crusts.

It’s so fucking good, but I’m more of a ham than bacon person. Bacon is too hard for my poor, American, no dental insurance havin’ teeth. Lol.

Sometimes I fucks with jalapenos, yeah. Especially if I’m high. Lol.

Good. Because it’s fucking delicious and I don’t care what the internet says. We all loved it in the 90s, and nothing has changed. It’s still delicious, we just do less coke now.

Hey! I accidently cleared all my notifications, and couldn’t find your post again. You responded to me on the other one, and I just wanted to say sorry for never replying. Lol.